Wednesday, April 3, 2013

Parliament Dissolved!

finally, after few month of waiting, at last the parliament has been dissolved by our prime minister this morning at 11.30am. just now i received one email which actually a joke about politics, but please take note that i don't mean to mock any parties okey? this is just for sharing. 


so here's the story :

Parliament has been dissolved. the race is on! to kick it off, here's a joke from a Singaporean friend which sent to me this morning. i'd heard it before and some of you would have too! but let's still have this tribute to smart cats!

A pretty little girl named Suzy was sitting on the pavement in front of her home. next to her was a basket containing a number of tiny creatures, in her hand was a sign announcing "Free Kittens". Suddenly, a line of big cars pulled up beside her. out of the lead car stepped a grinning man.

"Hi there little girl, I'm the leader of Barisan Nasional - Najib Razak. what do you have in the basket?". He asked
"Kittens". Little Suzy said
"how old are they?" asked Najib
Suzy replied, "they are so young, their eyes aren't even open yet"
"and what kind of kittens are they?".
"Barisan Nasional supporters". answered Suzy with a smile
Najib was delighted.

As soon as he returned to his car, he called his PR chief and told him about the little girl and the kittens. recognising the perfect photo opportunity, the two of them agreed that he should return the next day and, in front of the assembled media, have the girl talk about her discerning kittens.

so the next day, Suzy was again on the pavement with her basket of "free kittens".

When Najib's motorcade pulled up, this time followed by vans from Bernama, Utusan Malaysia, TV3 etc. Cameras and audio equipment were quickly set up. Then Najib got out of his limo and walked over to little Suzy.

"hello again". He said, "I'd love it if you would tell all my friends out there what kind of kittens you're giving away".
"yes sir", Suzy said. "They're Pakatan Rakyat supporters".

Taken by surprise, Najib stammered. "But.. But yesterday, you told me they were Barisan Nasional supporters!".

Little Suzy smiled and said,  "I know, but today they have their eyes open".


End of the story, please be reminded again, this is only a joke which copied from my email. i don't mean to mock any party! 

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